Popularity Dialer

You know when your friend is going on a date or to an uncomfortable metting with someone and they ask you to call them with an emergency to get out of it? Well now this website does all the work for you. Its also for those times when you want to seem more important and popular in public (see the Affirmation Call). Choose the future date and time and the automated voice message you want to receive.

• Male Voice
• Female Voice
• The Affirmation Call - basically this is just a message telling you how great you are
• The Boss Call
• The Cousin-in-Need Call - apparently the cousin is a hick

http://www.popularitydialer.com/

And dont forget about localized Rejection Lines.

http://www.rejectionline.com/copycat.html

The concensus from most guys ive talked to about this, is that its more insulting to get one of these numbers. On the other hand, having a unwanted guy persistently hitting on you is annoying so who gives a shit about their ego and feeling.

I just tried calling the 949 one ( 949 256 5412) and its pretty harsh:

"the person who gave you this number does not was to see you or speak to you ever again. you have officially been rejected"

It also seems to offer consolation options for the recently rejected such as poetry (press 1) and even further, more detailed, rejection (press 6). I think that rejection lines should have varying levels of harshness. Wheres the im-just-not-that-into-you Line or the I-would-have-fucked-you-in-the-bathroom-last-night-but-today-i-dont-even-remember-meeting-you Phone Line. Im just sayin...