Sunday, December 18, 2022

Pantheon of the ODDs

The Gods here look more or less like ordinary humans but with distinctive features: uncommon skin or eye colours, archaic dress, or what have you. In their presence, an imperceptible aura fills the mind with awe or fear.


Crown of Heaven. Sovereign ruler and patron of monarchs. Not necessarily the same as Celestial Sovereign!


Lawgiver. Created society’s rules and gave them to mortals. Patron of lawyers, legislators and peacekeepers.


Averter of Curses. Priests may care about theology, but ordinary folk have curses to worry about.


Minor Gods

Fisherfolk. Life or death to those who make their living at sea; They are little thought of in the halls of power.

Knives. Not swords, just knives. Cutlers and murderers pray side by Side.





The Three

Arrayer of Armies

All-ruling All-Seeing Sage. A bloody brute whose reckless might the gods barely restrain. Let my name be in the bronze-voiced trumpet, and let my offerings be made with the sword. War, its virtues and its ills: courage, glory, cruelty, loss, suffering. Collective strength. The prop, or ruin, of the state.



A once-centralised faith has divided into rival sects aligned with different states or political factions. Sacred feasts, open only to initiates. Scandalous rumours circulate. Sacred treasures, never shown otherwise, are taken from the temples and paraded through the streets. Offices and scriptoria full of civic records, religious texts, and identically-robed students diligently memorising the sacred scriptures. Prototypes of humanity, surpassed by mortals but still useful to the gods. Clay tablets on which the gods inscribed the divine speech that animates the cosmos.


Monster Slayer Avenging Uncreated Judge. A Feathered Great Cat who Manipulates Living Tissue Telekinetically. Once a monster, now reformed and devoted to protecting civilisation from others. Bold and warlike, the champion of the gods. Then the holy weapon raised, the divine panoply flashed and glittered, and heaven trembled. The cosmic struggle of good against evil, order against chaos, or us against them. 



Carefully-preserved shrine lineages lead to different, even competing sects among worshippers. Elaborate pageants reenacting myths, using real monsters whenever available. Sacred treasures, never shown otherwise, are taken from the temples and paraded through the streets. Winding passages of chambers decorated with cryptic symbols representing stages of initiation; solve the riddles to prove initiation and pass to the next area. The souls of the faithful, whose reward is eternal bliss in the divine realm that has oceans. A ship of gold with sails of gossamer, capable of sailing to any plane that has oceans.

The Outsider Cloud-born Illuminated Sister. Inhabitant of wild places: hunter, traveller, friend to animals A shared deity also found in the pantheons of neighbouring -- and rival -- nations. Wolf-friend, swift-footed, exulting with wild cries, O you who love hot blood, hear us.



Carefully preserved shrine lineages lead to different, even competing sects among worshippers.  Sacred feasts, open only to initiates. Scandalous rumours circulate. Devotees dance through the streets in animal costumes. Public tables are heaped with sacrifices; once they are offered, the poor and hungry may come to share. Animated objects imbued with life by the gods’ will. Clay tablets on which the gods inscribed the divine speech that animates the cosmos.




Friday, October 15, 2010

toot it and boot it

i met her in the club



then i said wassup



i took her to the crib



and you know i fucked



yea two of dem booties?


two of dem booties?


toot it and boot it??



thats why I toot and boot it???




i wasn't sure what this song was talking about for a long time.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Ryan Murphy May Be Gay

but he loves him some bisexual cheerleaders.

Exhibit A from Nip/Tuck:



Exhibit B, Brittana on Glee:


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Well scissor me timbers, its canon!


And as for Popular, although I do not recall any lesbionic Glamazon moments I do wonder if Breadstix is a part of the Croutons food chain or direct competition:



In addition, out actress Tammy Lynn Michaels starred in it, Jamie Babbit directed many episodes, Harrison's mom was outed as a lesbian at some point, and allegedly Ryan Murphy planned on having Sam come out as a lesbian.

just sayin' y'all

Monday, October 11, 2010

Doogie

Hi blog!

did you know Hulu has a bunch of of Doogie Howser, M.D. on it? I've watched two episodes now and acceptable pedophilia seems to be a running theme.

Also, how much does this woman look like Robin from HIMYM?




oh and why do TV doctors always have such amazing hair?



that's all for now. Bye, Blog. Heart you.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Paprika

After a lengthy viewing of Tokyo Gore Police (slow but perfectly over-the-top) a friend suggested i check out Paprika, an anime adaption of a Yasutaka Tsutsui's novel of the same name. It involves a new psychotherapy device, the DC-mini, that allows people to record and watch dreams, as well as share dreams with others. Someone steals the device and madness ensues. Overall the plot is chaotic but fluid, dream-like in every way. It is also beautifully animated. go watch it! (instantly if you have Netflix).



Though the novel was published in 1993, it is only being translated into English this year. Here you can find the first 30 pages or so.


I've also started watching Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex in the hopes of finishing all 52 episodes before they expire from Netflix streaming video on April 1st.



Netflix also suggested i check out:

FLCL - "A rock 'n' roll psychedelic romp often compared to Yellow Submarine, Fooly Cooly (or FLCL) is a mind-bending visual rocket ride using anime aliens as allegory for teen angst. The protagonist, 12-year-old Naota, has his life changed forever when he's run over by a guitar-wielding woman on a Vespa. The woman, Haruko, causes a horn to grow from Naota's forehead, but that's just the beginning of adventures for this slightly cynical, lovesick hero."




Desert Punk - "In a futuristic Japan, where fate has transformed the once-lush landscape into the giant Kanto desert, the complexities of everyday life have pushed many to become criminals, and innocence, decency and heroism are scarce. Amid the chaos, a pint-sized bounty hunter named Sunabouzu (aka the Desert Punk) -- armed with a reputation for excellence and admittedly less-than-noble intentions -- is just looking for his next paycheck."




Dead Leaves - "After awakening on Earth with no recollection of who they are or how they got there, otherworlders Pandy and Retro go on a crime spree. But they're soon apprehended and sent to Dead Leaves, a high-tech prison on the moon, and discover that the facility is also used for cloning and bizarre genetic experiments. Before long, the duo enlists the aid of their deformed fellow inmates in an attempt to escape from the prison."

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Lisa Hannigan

so irishly adorable





Saturday, February 28, 2009

Romantic Comedies <-----> Masochism

A friend and I have decided to podcast or webcast our reactions to romantic comedies. We began making a list to watch, good and bad (very bad) and were going to force our ways through it. Some we've seen, some we love, some we've never even heard of, but we'll model through it. We're thinking the order of movies we watch will be based on a Six Degrees of Separation of actors/actresses.

Example:
Sleepless in Seattle ---> You've Got Mail ----? Addicted To Love

ok so maybe thats just a block of Meg Ryan movies, but you get the point.



For the record the only romantic comedy i really love is Secretary but as it turns out there are quite a few that i enjoyed as a youth. Why? because i was 11 and am a closet Sandra Bullock fan.




The List:
  • You've Got Mail
  • Addicted To Love
  • The Truth About Cats & Dogs
  • My Super Ex-Girlfriend
  • Home Fries
  • Ever After
  • Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
  • The Lake House
  • Love Potion No. 9
  • The Princess Bride
  • Fool's Gold
  • Definitely, Maybe
  • Sweet Home Alabama
  • Hope Floats
  • Nights In Rodanthe


Obviously there are plenty of others, so please post youre propably sadistic suggestions