MLP(M) Back In Business

note to self: stop taking blurry pictures

Other People Send Me Youtube Things

and i love them


David Blaine's Street Magic


thank you b.tan


Penus Power vs Virgina Power:


thank you bizzle

I Will Buy a Rabbit Suit:


thank you para

Abba Zabba...You My Only Friend

god, i forgot how amazing this movie is


gimme a box of condoms, and um, whats that stuff? we used to eat it all the time back in the day...


"I seen him!


Mother Of God...


Nooooooooo!

and b/c i was at this concert, but they wont let me embed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyin_w4hHT0

This Is Gift To Myself (and lis and nisha and whoever else)

b/c fridays are hard






dijeridu what now? abs, who?




ha ha @ 1:44


i.am.third.row.center.here.

Life Goal # 782

to make it onto the Best Of Craigslist, the site thats helping me get thru the day:

You Rule, Vietnamese Waxer Lady

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Date: 2006-03-15, 3:44PM PST


My regular waxer was not available and I just could not bear the wild, untamed amazon bush jungle that my, well, bush had become for another day.

So I came to you on my lunch hour, Anonymous Vietnamese Waxer Lady who works at the cheapie nail place. We were mere strangers before this afternoon, but after knowing you only an hour, I feel like I must point out the reasons why you rule.

When it was necessary to get on all fours to do the “taint” part of the wax, you applied the wax so delicately to my bunghole, then asked, in what I assumed were two of the only five English words you know, “Too hot?” I responded yes, it was too hot. And without hesitation, you blew on it to cool the hot wax. YOU BLEW ON MY BUNGHOLE, Vietnamese Waxer Lady. Do you know how special that is? Nobody blows on the bung. Nobody.

Since you were a bit clumsy with the wax, there were many bits leftover that did not get taken up onto the “Strip of Doom” as I like to call it. So without any sort of trepidation whatsoever, you happily took a cotton ball and dug the wax out of my vaginal canal yourself. How did you manage to do that without making me feel the least bit uncomfortable, Vietnamese Waxer Lady? Were you a gynecologist back in Vietnam and they wouldn’t let you practice medicine in the United States when you immigrated here, and so now you wax pubes for a living? I know that kind of thing happens all the time, and it wouldn’t surprise me at all to know this occupation has not been your first foray into coochdom. And I know this is totally inappropriate, but I even started to feel, dare I say, a tiny bit frisky from the action. You just seemed to know my vagina so very well. Almost like you were two old friends, and I was this new acquaintance showing up to lunch with you and my vagina, but then was all like “Oh. I see you two have already met.”

Since you don’t speak much English, you had to motion to me where to place my legs in the air to best reach the “corner” as you called it. Most people would have been uncomfortable with their legs in the air and then having their butt cheeks spread further apart, mere centimeters from the face of a stranger. But you smiled at me and with a subtle expression, indicated that you, too, felt my pain. You should give lessons to medical students, Vietnamese Waxer Lady, on how to have good bedside manner. Or I guess in your case, ass-side manner.

I thanked you with a good tip, but I want to thank you here, publicly, for your selfless action, and for doing your part on behalf of all humanity to keep my pubes under control.

PostingID: 142248974



random question. does regularly conditioning your pubes make them softer? i mean, has anyone began a regimen of pube conditioning and charted any differences? just a quandary.

The Only Gay In The Village Coming to US

Dear Karina and Madison,

Little Britain is coming to the US, probably on HBO.



Yay


Dont go giving me baby evils...gahh

Dave Chappelle Breaks Stand Up Record

Sunday night Dave Chappelle got up on stage at LA's Laugh Factory for a "20, 25 minutes set" at 10:36pm and ended up doing stand-up for 6 hours! He left stage at 4:20am only b/c the owner told him he had to stop since security was leaving. He surpassed Dane Cook's almost 5 hour set last year, to break the Guiness Record for longest stand-up set and got fined $2200 in the process for using the N-word which has been banned from the Laugh Factory since KKKramer was up there.

The Laugh Factory owner says he plans on eventually putting up all 6 hours of footage on the website.

The Laugh Factory



dave chappelle has adorable blackapino kids <3

Privacy Cunt

Guess who's myspace got hacked...



read some of the leaked messages to/from Paris Hilton, Shanon So&So and other "celebrites" from Hohan's myspace, blackberry, etc at IDLYITW

Cute or Sad?

exploiting children for fun and profit...just fun.

Mario vs. The Modern World

For Lisa:



is that radiohead?

Air Guitar Hero

Some of you have probably seen this kid rockin out to Pachelbel's Canon:



This is C-Diddy, the Hello Kitty clad star of Air Guitar Nation, a documentery chronicling the US Air Guitar Championships. Watch him take on Pachelbel:



Trailer for Air Guitar Nation:




and...




"Now you can't say you've never seen a giant slice of pizza playing guitar hero with a double neck controller."



p.s.

here is an air guitar shirt. Science!



http://www.csiro.au/science/ps29y.html