My Own Midget

This is better than the customizable American Girl dolls i wanted when i was litte. With the help of http://www.myownmidget.com/ you can have your very own customized midget statue thingy. Im not sure what the point is but i guess if you're lonely for tiny people and dont have the initiaive to find some real ones, this is the way to go [Click here for Tucker Max's infamous Midget Story.]



For $499.00 you can choose from styles such as:

• The Butler
• White Trash
• The Oompa
• The Clown
• The Sailor
• The Pool Boy

And for $1099.00 you can customize the Sex, Eye Color, Hair Color/Style, Clothing Accessories and more!



Side Note: Brad Williams, the midget they used to make the molds for these goes to USC. He's that comedian midget that everyone thought was Wee-Man at first.




See Also: Rent-A-Midget, rent actual midgets for parties and such