Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Colbert/Colbert '08

Last night on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert somewhat announced that he would be running for president in his home state of South Carolina.


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"At 43, Stephen Tyrone Colbert would be the youngest contender in the major parties' candidate roster. Colbert would additionally be the first presidential candidate to be banned from Wikipedia (which, ironically, has named his buzzword "truthiness" as its article of the day for October 17), have a mass-market ice cream flavor named after him, and have an extensive repertoire of YouTube videos in which he prances around with a Star Wars lightsaber."





"I am not ready to announce yet — even though it's clear that the voters are desperate for a white, male, middle-aged, Jesus-trumpeting alternative."

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