Monday, October 8, 2007

All Hail

Techno Viking

- his beard is lovely
- he makes ecstasy-riddled stumblers sorry they ever walked into blue-haired dancing girls
- he is served his water
- he will rip your crappy flier into many pieces
he is the techno viking
submit

Friday, October 5, 2007

Shes Back

guess who got a greenscreen?

Alexyss K. Tylor, bitches.


she'll take you to the candy shop




a warning to young homosexual males




AKT's Youtube

p.s.
here is an interview with her from something called the Sick and Wrong Podcast

Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast73.mp3-6/3/07-48 min
SW presents something a little out of the ordinary this week: an interview with Vagina-Power Expert, Alexyss K Tylor. Ms. Tylor educates us on many diverse topics, such as the general concept of Vagina Power, her views on masturbation, gay mens' rectal-vaginas, and how to make a female have the ultimate orgasm.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Metric: Love Is Brutal

hello. i saw Metric (and Crystal Castles) last night @ The Glass House. Crystal Castles was a bit much for me at the time, but i didn't say no to a free EP. Metric was very good and the Your Teaming was bountiful.



Some Videos

Metric - Live It Out


Metric - Combat Baby



Monster Hospital


Empty


my camera is lame an my hand is shaky. waw waw.







as seen in bathroom stall

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Your Life Was Ended By Mermaids

Metalocalypse is back! The most brutal metal band in the world.



Dethklok - Dethalbum

1. "Murmaider" – 3:24 [its about mermaid murder. body bag? check!)
2. "Go Into the Water" – 4:19
3. "Awaken" – 3:37 [Awaken Mustakrakish!!!]
4. "Bloodrocuted" – 2:16
5. "Go Forth and Die" – 4:20
6. "Fansong" – 2:52
7. "Better Metal Snake" – 3:26
8. "The Lost Vikings" – 4:26
9. "Thunderhorse" – 2:45 [yay GH2]
10. "Briefcase Full of Guts" – 2:43
11. "Birthday Dethday" – 2:48
12. "Hatredcopter" – 2:55
13. "Castratikron" – 2:56
14. "Face Fisted" – 4:16
15. "Dethharmonic" – 4:30
16. "Deththeme" – 0:34

oh and while im still in this metal-ish mood. Tenacious D - The Metal




Janis Joplin and Big Brother & the Holding Company
Cheap Thrills

1. "Combination of the Two" – 5:47
2. "I Need a Man to Love" – 4:54
3. "Summertime" – 4:00
4. "Piece of My Heart" – 4:15
5. "Turtle Blues" – 4:22
6. "Oh, Sweet Mary" – 4:16
7. "Ball and Chain" – 9:37


and last but certainly not least. the rip of the Rilo Kiley show at the 9:30 club last night



RK live @ 9:30 (9-26-07)
  1. It's a Hit
  2. Close Call
  3. Portions for Foxes
  4. Paints Peeling
  5. Breakin' Up
  6. Dreamworld
  7. The Moneymaker
  8. Wires and Waves
  9. Ripcord
  10. With Arms Outstretched
  11. A Man/Me/Jim
  12. Silver Lining
  13. I Never
  14. 15
  15. Rise Up With Fists
  16. Spectacular Views
  17. Give a Little
  18. Does He Love You

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Addiction



i cant stop reading this webcomic.

True Story

Went to see the Sounds monday night. i realized i buy tickets to see bands of which the lead singer is smoking hot. incubus. sounds. rk next.





p.s.
Chad "the shy one" Linus from 2gether was there.



Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Grandpas Guitars...and More!

the german vampire version is better, but i still want to learn this




and maybe this



and this should be easy enough to learn (crossfire...youll get caught up in the...crossfire)




oh and this has nothing do with song renditions but it made me laugh (it also led me to add the label "choreographed octogenarians" which is now sandwiched honorably between "choreographed ottoman dry-humping" and "communism"):



this made me laugh in the early 90s and then again in the late 90s, but which came first Lifecall or Urkel?: