RIP Rome: Ancient roman/greek/egyptian history is my favorite type of history. In fact, i've really never cared for the history of anything else. This show was well written, well acted, and always fulfilled my quota for bloodlust as well as regular-lust. The series finale was drama and suicide filled and i am very sad to see the series go when shows like American Idol are still in existence.
Pullo, you shall be missed
The L Word
Bette/Jodi: Is that a tractor?
Tina/Homosexuality: Henry who?
Alice/Tasha: Goodbye, favorite new character
Shane/Paige: Take it sleazy, least favorite new character. It's b/c of you that i find shane's sex scenes boring now.
Jenny/Merkin: On a raft out to sea?
Kit/Mangus/Papi: whatever...bring back Papi but smarter and nakeder.
Helena/Catherine: where is helena gonna go with all that money?
Max: thanks for the wishy-washy transgender storyline TLW
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I find myself attracted to Toki Wartooth (not a bumblebee), the 2nd fastest guitar player in the world. In Relgionklok he asked a priest from the Church of Satan for revenge on Rachael Ray from the Food Network (in the form of her eyes falling out or her breasts falling off) for unspecified reasons! <3<3<3
i havent been attracted to a cartoon musican since Trent Lane.
So the other night i stumbled upon a new reality show called Debbie Does Dallas...Again. Its about Vivid remaking the 1978 classic about an entire cheerleading team trying to raise enough money to send Debbie to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader tryouts.
Reality TV + Porn = Pure Awesomeness. The pilot introduced a pretentious director, other higher-ups and a few of the girls they want to audition for the movie. One girl, the irreverent Cassidey, is an instant favorite ("i cant wait to wreck that girl *obscene gesture involving her lubricated thumb and a hypothetical orifice*). The other girls were boring and reminiscent of Laguna Beach/The Hills characters with their large sunglasses, tiny dogs, and inane conversation. But im still gonna watch, oh yes. There were other key moments: the girls discussing how men are basically just "stunt cocks", a girl getting skeeted (skat?)in her eye, etc
