Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Fuckkkk, i missed getting tickets to see Daft Punk (and the rapture, kavinsky, etc) at the Sports Arena. Dayum. But in attempt to find out who was opening for them on tour we discovered their official website, which is fucking confusing. I got as far as seeing that they sell awesome, but equally confusing action figures and that they have a movie coming out called Electroma about themselves as Robots on a quest to become human.



Turns out the action figures come from a full-length japanime film called Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5system, set entirely to the music from the album Discovery.



The story follows the kidnapping of a blue-skinned alien band, who are then brain-washed and reborn as The Crescendolls. Stella is the bassist, Arpegius the guitarist, Baryl the drummer, and Octave the keyboardist/vox.



For rest of the plot read the wikisummary. To watch...look below:



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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

p.s.
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.mp3

The Frog Princess: The 1st African-American Disney Princess

Finally, and wheres the latin princess, btw? One step at a time.



Disney's The Frog Princess, due in 2009, will tell the story of Maddy, a young girl living in the french quarter of 1920s New Orleans. Jazz era! woo hoo, this better mean good disney music. Thankfully, the higher-ups have chosen to continue the tradition of classic 2D animation, i was worried for a bit. Maddy joins the ranks of 8 other disney princesses, with prince Jasmine being the first non-white disney character, followed by Pocahontas and Mulan.



Characters Will Include:

• Maddy - A 19-year-old chambermaid.
  
• Charlotte La Bouff - A 18-year-old spoiled, southern Debutante and Diva.
  
• Dr. Duvalier - An African American Voodoo magician/fortune teller. The villain of the movie.
  
• Mama Odie - An elderly, 200-year-old Voodoo priestess/fairy god-mother. [seriously, voodoo priestess? oh Disney...]
  
• Ray - A lovesick Cajun firefly. [amazing :)]
  
• Louis - A Jazz singer alligator.
  
• Prince Harry - A gregarious, fun-loving European Prince, in his early twenties.
  
• Lawrence - Prince Harry's pompous valet.
  
• Big Daddy La Bouff - Wealthy, Southern plantation landowner and father of Charlotte La Bouff. [AKA Whitey]
  
• Eudora - Maddy's mother. In her fifties. Used to be Charlotte's nurse maid.
  
• George - The La Bouff family's cook.
  
• Little Arila - Maddy's little sister. She's little, but very smart.
  

Is Being Attracted To Cartoon Characters Wrong?

these people would say, "no", but i digress.




DETHKLOK CONCERT
"PAIN WAIVER"

Standard Issue

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen


I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed, though I will be thanked for dying should this be a filmed event going straight to the DVD marketplace, but NOT if this is a filmed IMAX event (as credit space is limited).

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during this concert that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for coming to see DETHKLOK live. We understand you have many METAL concert choices out there and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

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I love this show [Metalocalypse] and would gladly sign the painwaver to see them perfom. Please watch this cartoon here: http://video.glath.com/metalocalypse.php

I find myself attracted to Toki Wartooth (not a bumblebee), the 2nd fastest guitar player in the world. In Relgionklok he asked a priest from the Church of Satan for revenge on Rachael Ray from the Food Network (in the form of her eyes falling out or her breasts falling off) for unspecified reasons! <3<3<3



i havent been attracted to a cartoon musican since Trent Lane.



p.s.
why isnt this a real movie: