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Showing posts with label random. Show all posts

Saturday, September 8, 2007

My life is just too exciting



this is my bomb-ass ring (not, bomb ass-ring), youre jealous, i know.


this is my dog with a mohawk


the last of the box of kittens. his name is Effin. as in hes so effin cute, or so effin annoying.


Brooke Hogan at the Laguna Hills Mall (the crappy mall down the street from my house)







Security Guard losing his will to live


no, i have no idea who this guy rapping is but look below


i mean, just look at these girls faces. and hand-claw.





Last night i saw Incubus. it was awesome.

Quicksand
A Kiss to Send Us Off
Nice To Know You
Anna Molly
Pistola
Nowhere Fast
Summer Romance
Here In My Room
Drive
Megalomaniac
Circles
Sick Sad Little World
Lets Go Crazy
Oil & Water
Dig
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Stellar
Punchdrunk
Aqueous Transmission


[i didnt take these]










moments of Punch Drunk



p.s.
this is what happens when you fall asleep at the party with shoes on. make-up/crayon/mustard/dryhump shaming.







Friday, May 4, 2007

Improv Everywhere

I posted about Improv Everywhere awhile back on the ol' myspace blog, but i recently saw vid of theirs under Director Videos on youtube so i thought i'd revisit it.

Improv Everywhere is a group based in NYC who "cause[s] scenes of chaos and joy in public places." They're responsible for Operation: Best Buy , in which about 80 people showed up at the same store dressed in an outfit similar to the official Best Buy employee uniform.




"As agents started arriving, I had them wait out of view and sent people over individually in fifteen-second intervals...Pretty soon there was an agent stationed at every aisle in every section of the store."




Slo-Mo Home Depot is another, slightly more elaborate, "mission".

One Saturday, about 225 people showed up to participate.

"We would sychronize our watches and then walk over to Home Depot and shop. At exactly 4:15 we would all begin moving in slow motion. We’d do that for five minutes, and then shop normally for five minutes as if nothing had happened. At exactly 4:25 we would all freeze in place for five minutes. When that was over we would go back to normal and eventually leave the store."



Just before the freeze-in-place portion of the mission, Jewel's "Standing Still" came on the store speakers




My all-time favorite mission though is called The Moebius. This mission makes these people my heroes!

"On Saturday, March 22, 2003 Improv Everywhere agents created a living moebius strip in the Astor Place Starbucks. Seven undercover agents meticulously repeated a five-minute slice of time for twelve consecutive repetitions. Starbucks employees and patrons were frightened, confused, and ultimately entertained as they found themselves stuck, without escape, in the middle of a time loop."

There were six major components to the scene:

  1. Agent Todd and Agent Dippold enter the Starbucks holding hands. They stand in line, debating over what to order. Agent Dippold reaches in her purse for her cell phone, revealing a pack of cigarettes. Agent Dippold becomes frustrated and begins to walk towards the door. Dippold exits and Todd chases out after her.

  2. Agent Mason sits and writes at a table. Shortly after Todd and Dippold enter and stand in line, he spills his coffee. He trots across the Starbucks, grabs napkins, and returns to clean up his mess.

  3. Agent Barrison sits and reads at a table. Directly after Agent Todd and Dippold exit, he receives a cell phone call (the ringer is set to loud and to “The Entertainer”). He gets up and walks to the window for better reception. He finishes the call and returns to his seat.

  4. Agent King sits at a table and writes. Shortly after Barrison takes the phone call, King rises and heads to the bathroom line, stumbling and bumping in to Agent Mason on the way. He apologizes to Mason, asks the patron at the back of the bathroom line, “Is this the line for the bathroom?”, briefly waits in line, and then returns to his seat. After sitting he remarks to Agent Barrison (who is sitting at his table) that the line to the bathroom is “long”.

  5. Agent Keech enters from outside with a boombox playing “Shiny Happy People” by R.E.M. The song is approximately 15 seconds underway when he enters. Keech dances through the Starbucks and exits out the door on the opposite side.

  6. Agent Kula sits and reads a copy of ESPN The Magazine. After Keech exits he sneezes loudly, waits two beats, and then clears his throat. Moments after his sneeze, Agents Todd and Dippold enter and the loop starts again. Agent Kula is also responsible for placing the cell phone call that makes Agent Barrison’s phone ring.

    This sequence of events was repeated seamlessly for one hour.


    Check out the Improv Everywhere website to see more mission.

    Here is their youtube page as well

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Celebrity Crime

Cute Photoshoot in Jane magazine of celebrities and their "crimes", taken at Sundance.



others:



rest of slide show here at Jane

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Michael Jackson, Still Crazy

According to reports, Michael Jackson plans on have a 50-foot robotic replica of himself erected in the desert surrounding Las Vegas.

Consultant Mike Luckman of Luckman Van Pier, tells the New York Daily News, "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see. Neon is wonderful, but it's old school."

Luckman's partner, designer Andre Van Pier, adds, "Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them."


Hey, remember when Michael Jackson was amazing. I know i've said it before, but i still contend that the world would be a better place, lacking war and poverty, if MJ were still a black man.

Let me take you on a journey:


Jackson 5 - ABC


Jackson 5 - Want You Back


Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal


Captain Eo - Part 1 (Part 2)

Thursday, March 22, 2007

My Business Cards are 1 Million Times Cooler Than Your Business Cards

Moo: They Love To Print
http://www.moo.com/

From their "About Us" section
"There are now more than a billion people online, and most of us use the internet to engage in some kind of social activity. In doing so we help generate over 4 petabytes of unique virtual content a month

We have virtual communication like email, instant message or video. We belong to virtual communities like social networks, image sharing or interest groups. And in these communities we have created virtual identities like homepages, avatars and blogs.

But sometimes life can be a little too virtual.

MOO dreams up new tools that help people turn their virtual content into beautiful print products."


basically they take photos and what not from your Flickr account (and other places) and turn them into little business-card-a-majigs. You can make 100 different (or the same) minicards for 20 bucks. It looks like people are getting into swapping them as well. fun interactions, endless possiblities, woo hoo...
this would be cool if it caught on with everyone, espescially if you were to go out drinking and met some people, and wanted to remember them the next morning.

examples from the Moo Flickr group:






Thursday, March 15, 2007

Popularity Dialer

You know when your friend is going on a date or to an uncomfortable metting with someone and they ask you to call them with an emergency to get out of it? Well now this website does all the work for you. Its also for those times when you want to seem more important and popular in public (see the Affirmation Call). Choose the future date and time and the automated voice message you want to receive.



  • Male Voice
  • Female Voice
  • The Affirmation Call - basically this is just a message telling you how great you are
  • The Boss Call
  • The Cousin-in-Need Call - apparently the cousin is a hick

http://www.popularitydialer.com/

And dont forget about localized Rejection Lines.

http://www.rejectionline.com/copycat.html

The concensus from most guys ive talked to about this, is that its more insulting to get one of these numbers. On the other hand, having a unwanted guy persistently hitting on you is annoying so who gives a shit about their ego and feeling.

I just tried calling the 949 one ( 949 256 5412) and its pretty harsh:

"the person who gave you this number does not was to see you or speak to you ever again. you have officially been rejected"

It also seems to offer consolation options for the recently rejected such as poetry (press 1) and even further, more detailed, rejection (press 6). I think that rejection lines should have varying levels of harshness. Wheres the im-just-not-that-into-you Line or the I-would-have-fucked-you-in-the-bathroom-last-night-but-today-i-dont-even-remember-meeting-you Phone Line. Im just sayin...

Youtube Round-up

Your Daily WTF Videos: (random vids that i apparently favorited on YouTube)


The Japanese made giant dinosaur robots


Human Slinky: this disturbs me to no end


Thousand Hand Guan Yin: this is just cool


10 Things I Hate About Commandements: an oldie, but a goodie


I'm a Barbie girl...

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

My Own Midget

This is better than the customizable American Girl dolls i wanted when i was litte. With the help of http://www.myownmidget.com/ you can have your very own customized midget statue thingy. Im not sure what the point is but i guess if you're lonely for tiny people and dont have the initiaive to find some real ones, this is the way to go [Click here for Tucker Max's infamous Midget Story.]



For $499.00 you can choose from styles such as:
  • The Butler
  • White Trash
  • The Oompa
  • The Clown
  • The Sailor
  • The Pool Boy
And for $1099.00 you can customize the Sex, Eye Color, Hair Color/Style, Clothing Accessories and more!



Side Note: Brad Williams, the midget they used to make the molds for these goes to USC. He's that comedian midget that everyone thought was Wee-Man at first.




See Also: Rent-A-Midget, rent actual midgets for parties and such

Monday, March 12, 2007

Jersey = Hell


...i think not

Friday, March 9, 2007

Take Me Away

someone please take me away from North America: