Pameland

toot it and boot it

2010-10-15T22:48:00.001-07:00

i met her in the club

then i said wassup

i took her to the crib

and you know i fucked

yea two of dem booties?

two of dem booties?

toot it and boot it??

thats why I toot and boot it???

i wasn't sure what this song was talking about for a long time.

Ryan Murphy May Be Gay

2010-10-13T11:15:00.000-07:00

but he loves him some bisexual cheerleaders.

Exhibit A from Nip/Tuck:

Exhibit B, Brittana on Glee:

CanonBaby
Uploaded by tehdownloads. - Watch more LGBT videos.
Well scissor me timbers, its canon!

And as for Popular, although I do not recall any lesbionic Glamazon moments I do wonder if Breadstix is a part of the Croutons food chain or direct competition:

In addition, out actress Tammy Lynn Michaels starred in it, Jamie Babbit directed many episodes, Harrison's mom was outed as a lesbian at some point, and allegedly Ryan Murphy planned on having Sam come out as a lesbian.

just sayin' y'all

Doogie

2010-10-11T23:38:00.000-07:00

Hi blog!

did you know Hulu has a bunch of of Doogie Howser, M.D. on it? I've watched two episodes now and acceptable pedophilia seems to be a running theme.

Also, how much does this woman look like Robin from HIMYM?

oh and why do TV doctors always have such amazing hair?

that's all for now. Bye, Blog. Heart you.

Paprika

2009-03-10T17:37:00.000-07:00

After a lengthy viewing of Tokyo Gore Police (slow but perfectly over-the-top) a friend suggested i check out Paprika, an anime adaption of a Yasutaka Tsutsui's novel of the same name. It involves a new psychotherapy device, the DC-mini, that allows people to record and watch dreams, as well as share dreams with others. Someone steals the device and madness ensues. Overall the plot is chaotic but fluid, dream-like in every way. It is also beautifully animated. go watch it! (instantly if you have Netflix).

Though the novel was published in 1993, it is only being translated into English this year. Here you can find the first 30 pages or so.

I've also started watching Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex in the hopes of finishing all 52 episodes before they expire from Netflix streaming video on April 1st.

Netflix also suggested i check out:

FLCL - "A rock 'n' roll psychedelic romp often compared to Yellow Submarine, Fooly Cooly (or FLCL) is a mind-bending visual rocket ride using anime aliens as allegory for teen angst. The protagonist, 12-year-old Naota, has his life changed forever when he's run over by a guitar-wielding woman on a Vespa. The woman, Haruko, causes a horn to grow from Naota's forehead, but that's just the beginning of adventures for this slightly cynical, lovesick hero."

Desert Punk - "In a futuristic Japan, where fate has transformed the once-lush landscape into the giant Kanto desert, the complexities of everyday life have pushed many to become criminals, and innocence, decency and heroism are scarce. Amid the chaos, a pint-sized bounty hunter named Sunabouzu (aka the Desert Punk) -- armed with a reputation for excellence and admittedly less-than-noble intentions -- is just looking for his next paycheck."

Dead Leaves - "After awakening on Earth with no recollection of who they are or how they got there, otherworlders Pandy and Retro go on a crime spree. But they're soon apprehended and sent to Dead Leaves, a high-tech prison on the moon, and discover that the facility is also used for cloning and bizarre genetic experiments. Before long, the duo enlists the aid of their deformed fellow inmates in an attempt to escape from the prison."

Lisa Hannigan

2009-03-08T16:38:00.000-07:00

so irishly adorable

Romantic Comedies <-----> Masochism

2009-02-28T16:18:00.001-08:00

A friend and I have decided to podcast or webcast our reactions to romantic comedies. We began making a list to watch, good and bad (very bad) and were going to force our ways through it. Some we've seen, some we love, some we've never even heard of, but we'll model through it. We're thinking the order of movies we watch will be based on a Six Degrees of Separation of actors/actresses.

Example:
Sleepless in Seattle ---> You've Got Mail ----? Addicted To Love

ok so maybe thats just a block of Meg Ryan movies, but you get the point.

For the record the only romantic comedy i really love is Secretary but as it turns out there are quite a few that i enjoyed as a youth. Why? because i was 11 and am a closet Sandra Bullock fan.

The List:

You've Got Mail
Addicted To Love
The Truth About Cats & Dogs
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Home Fries
Ever After
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
The Lake House
Love Potion No. 9
The Princess Bride
Fool's Gold
Definitely, Maybe
Sweet Home Alabama
Hope Floats
Nights In Rodanthe

Obviously there are plenty of others, so please post youre propably sadistic suggestions

disneeeland

2009-02-26T11:20:00.001-08:00

i think i was at Disneyland and i had a pillow and suitcase with me. I realized i had a pipe and possibly drugs in my case so i went to get in line for the storage lockers where i saw a friend and also Mariah Carey who convinced us to get boob jobs.

earlier in the dream was a freezing house. except one floor that constantly had heaters. It was for the rich and had a bar made out of ice somehow and a young Caprica Six was there and she tried to seduce me, which was amusing.

sometimes i feel like my brain is deteriorating

2009-02-12T19:22:00.000-08:00

Coincidence or Inspiration?

2009-01-26T14:38:00.001-08:00

this is a clip from COPS:

and this is an homage to Terry from Reno 911:

RENO 911!

Terry Time

Cannabis Works

2009-01-15T17:13:00.000-08:00

Please enjoy Cannabis Works by Tatsuyuki Tanaka. Crazy future world steam punk robot soul-sucking machine goodness.

the rest,here

Waw wawwwwww

2009-01-14T12:05:00.000-08:00

First Time High

2009-01-13T18:16:00.000-08:00

New Vid for An Eluardian Existence

Of Montreal ~ An Eluardian Instance (2008) Dir: Jesse Ewles from jesse ewles on Vimeo

plus jon brion of montreal remixesss

check out the acoustic version of An Eluardian Existence and the JB remix of Gallery Piece

youre a master of karate and friendship for everyone

2009-01-13T17:45:00.001-08:00

Dayman - watch more funny videos

damn you hulu for removing all the Its Always Sunny episodes

Androgynous

2009-01-11T18:39:00.001-08:00

Dunks

2009-01-11T18:08:00.000-08:00

I love Neil Gaiman. The Sandman graphic novel series is one of the best things i've ever read. I also enjoyed Neverwhere and American Gods and, though i have yet to read it, I'm very excited for the Henry Selick Directed Coraline movie. They've been doing awesome promotions for it and if you stay til the end of the movie youll get a chance to enter a contest and win these shoes. i want them.

Things I Want: Horned Edition

2009-01-05T18:53:00.000-08:00

Princess Unicorn Shirt - Proud and Posable

What Would a Unicorn Do? Spin Folder - This will help me keep up in graduate school

Unicorn vs Narwhal - interchangeable horns!

Nels the Narwhal - <3

LISA FRANK 4 LYFE

Happy (belated) Comic Book Day to Me!

2008-12-19T11:14:00.000-08:00

Buffy: Season Eight

Fables: All the fables of fairy tales have been kicked out of their home by the evil "Adversary" and are now living in New York City.

Walking Dead: Its about zombies, but its really about people.

From the makers of Ceiling Cat: The Paper Toy

2008-12-11T10:51:00.000-08:00

comes Monorail Cat

ceiling cat

the way stories must be told

2008-12-10T23:28:00.000-08:00

fuuuuucked up

after watching the posted-too-late Prop 8: The Musical video, i watched a video from a Funny or Die web series called Drunk History, where drunk guys tell their butchered or made-up versions of historical events and different actors kind of act it out.

Drunk History vol. 2 - Featuring Jack Black by Jack Black

and that video reminded me of that scene from Half Baked where brian theorizes as to how Killer the dog was murdered. Unbelievably, Hulu has this exact clip online.

<3

2008-12-09T13:42:00.000-08:00

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Part 1

2008-11-19T13:14:00.000-08:00

I havent been able to bring myself to blog in a long, long time. But now, while im supposed to be writing a 10 page paper, seems like the perfect time.

I've had many an obsession throughout my life. After taking my Psychology GRE ive managed to immerse myself in learning Japanese, cataloging my and my dad's comic book collection, and papercraft.

a crucial comic book find

Papercraft is easily my favorite. It's both an obsession and a compulsion. An obsession to find new free toys to print out and a compulsion to build them immediately. There are numerous websites with hundreds and hundreds of free paper toys that you just print, cut, fold, and sometimes glue.

examples:

here are some of the best/easiest papercrafting sites:
http://www.cubeecraft.com - over a hundred of popular characters, many from video games and cartoons. Also where Obama and Wolfman in the above picture came from
http://harlancore.com/boxpunx - Several series of original, glueless paper toys here including a new collection of x-men figures
http://www.nicebunny.com/downloads/index.php - Also has a couple series of awesome and original toys
Speaker Dogs - This site is coming out with Series 6 of Speakers dogs featuring all Mexican artists
Nani Birds - Adorable Paper Birds
Rommy Paper Toys - Japanese site comes out with a cute new model every 15 days, but watch out, one also expires each time a new one is revealed

[in the next installment of OCD, ill recount my obsessive search for the origins of the above silver stag (w/ boa)]

page 56

2008-11-19T12:58:00.000-08:00

(stolen from bizz)

From Musicophilia by Oliver Sacks:

"The pattern changed when he flew to California in the summer of 1999, for this time the music continued when he got off the plane"

Rules:
* Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence along with these instructions in a note to your wall.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

A Valid Point

2008-10-07T10:44:00.001-07:00

Hero

2008-09-24T11:31:00.000-07:00

Things better than Rick Astley

2008-09-16T12:17:00.000-07:00

i dont get the phenomenon of rick-rolling, though i think now its a dead one. i, personally, prefer playing Careless Whisper by Wham! at unsuspecting bars. Here are some other 80s and 90s-tastic videos that are amazing:

Wham! - Careless Whisper

Lionel Richie - Hello

Chris de Burgh - Lady In Red

Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight

Culture Club - Karma Chameleon

Wilson Philips - Hold On

Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Heart [this is almost as good as the german vampire version]

until it gets taken down

2008-09-14T01:33:00.000-07:00

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/palin-hillary-open/656281/

Planisphere

2008-09-13T19:22:00.000-07:00

i dont know how long this will stay up. the final track is the hotness.

clickabove

Planisphère (Part 1) - Justice

Planisphère (Part 2) - Justice

Planisphère (Part 3) - Justice

Planisphère (Final) - Justice

yay, music!

2008-08-27T17:29:00.000-07:00

click here

click here

click here

The Greatest Movie Ever Created?

2008-08-26T11:13:00.001-07:00

tokyo gore police

radioheadddddddd!

2008-08-26T09:23:00.000-07:00

Big Ideas (don't get any) from James Houston on Vimeo.

hollywood bowl, 8-25-08

Reckoner/Optimistic/There There/15 Step/All I Need/Pyramid Song/Weird Fishes/Arpeggi/The Gloaming/Videotape/Talk Show Host/Faust Arp/Tell Me Why*/No Surprises/Jigsaw Falling Into Place/The Bends/The National Anthem/Nude/Bodysnatchers/Encore: House of Cards/Planet Telex/Go Slowly/Fake Plastic Trees/True Love Waits Intro/Everything In Its Right Place** Encore 2: Cymbal Rush/Karma Police/Idioteque

* = Neil Young cover featuring Jonny Greenwood and Thom Yorke on acoustic guitars

** = Thom sings two minutes of "True Love Waits" on a sustained dark organ before launching into "Everything In Its Right Place"

excited for Coachella...

2008-04-12T10:46:00.000-07:00

portisheadddddddd

Movies I Might Just See

2008-04-05T21:14:00.000-07:00

Blindness:

Harold and Kumar 2:

The Fall (it looks like The Cell minus Jennifer Lopez):

do do do do do dooda do

2008-04-04T12:42:00.000-07:00

Final Fantasy covering Mariah Carey's "Fantasy"

Guitar Hero: On Tour

2008-03-21T19:20:00.000-07:00

im still very much about this, even with just 4 buttons.

Win a Bell Pepper

2008-03-10T11:12:00.000-07:00

no seriously. Send in the best video response to one of Coolio's cooking videos and you win an autographed bell pepper.

Tecktonik

2008-03-08T13:51:00.000-08:00

All this talk about abortions is making me super wet

2008-03-08T13:41:00.000-08:00

Classy & Trashy

2008-03-02T13:54:00.000-08:00

Saturday i went up to LA to check out the last day of the Audrey Kawasaki "Mayoi Michi" show at Copro Nason gallery. pictures:

older:

Newer:

Charles Manson mug?

here are more clear shots of the newer works from Audrey's LiveJournal

Later that night we went to see Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling sponsored by OurChart and Fuse

Las Tijeras

Dawn Denbo/Elizabeth Keener and Fan Favorite/ultimate fyke champion Liability

RPM - Fan Favorite

All the Fykers

RPM vs Amelia Queerheart

RPM vs Liability - Round 1

Round 2
Round 3

Spore'd

2008-02-12T11:01:00.000-08:00

EA games announced that the Will Wright game, Spore, will be re leased on Sept 7. Spore is a simulation game that spans the cellular level to the intergalactic space war type level.

The games and films with which Wright associated the various phases are:

1. Pac-Man for the tide pool phase

2. Diablo for the creature phase

3. Populous for the tribal phase

4. SimCity, Risk, and Civilization for the civilization phase

5. SimEarth, Destroy All Humans!, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Star Trek and 2001: A Space Odyssey for the space phase, with elements of sandbox gameplay. DICE 2007 referred to it as similar to Master of Orion.

For a fee, people will be able to purchase a 3D-printed figurine of their uniquely imagined creature.

Also announced: Spore will be coming out with a version for Nintendo DS that will focus on creature creation, trade, and evolution.

Links:
Wikipedia - Spore
Official Site

Soooo Metal

2008-02-09T14:47:00.000-08:00

This girl was 12 when this video was taken, participating in the Tokyo International Guitar Competition in 1993. It was her first participation in an international contest and she kicked the collective asses of 11 adults. Wang FTW!

this piece is by Niccolo Paganini, the possibly satan-possesed granddaddy of violin and metal guitar solos.

secrets and lies

2008-01-31T07:02:00.000-08:00

http://www.sendspace.com/file/00ix2o

linx

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_snow_white
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Freakout

Operation Clambake

Scientists,Nature Make Beating Heart in Lab

2008-01-14T11:51:00.000-08:00

Doris Taylor and colleagues used a process called decellularization to wash away existing cells from the hearts of dead rats while leaving the basic collagen structure intact.

They injected this gelatin-like scaffold with heart cells from newborn rats, fed them a nutrient-rich solution and left them in the lab to grow.

Four days later, the hearts started to contract.

cont.

Post Xmas, Pre Bday 2008 Wishlist

2008-01-12T12:57:00.000-08:00

Shirt: i've been on somewhat of a shirt binge lately. After getting 2 shirts from BustedTees,

i plan on wearing the evolution shirt to the Kentucky creationist museum

i swear this is my last one...

Twin Peaks: fuckin took them long enough to come out with season 2

Dirty Found Magazine #2: from the memory scrap collecting people at Found Magazine

DS Games:

and of course

more future gifts to myself to come as i think of them

Oh! Someone explain to me why this button making set costs like 300 bucks. What if I wanted to shave my hair off and renact scenes from Empire Records? wtf

Juno

2008-01-10T12:39:00.000-08:00

Juno OST

The Moldy Peaches

3-way tie:
The Stooges (Raw Power)
Patti Smith (Horses)
The Runaways (Best of...)

and in no relation to the movie
Bonde Do Role - With Lasers
Boyz II Men - Motown Hitsville USA 2007

In Rainbows NYE Webcast

2008-01-05T11:07:00.000-08:00

Thumbs Down

2007-12-26T20:18:00.000-08:00

i stop looking at my google reader for a couple months and this is what i miss?!

there's gonna be another live webcast on New Years Eve where they'll play all of in rainbows apparently.

Merry Xmas, Y'all

2007-12-25T19:14:00.000-08:00

Freak Folk

2007-12-04T12:10:00.000-08:00

a bit o music for a mellow day

Download Here
i suggest "You May Be Blue" and "I Know No Pardon" (reminds me of being in a hot air balloon, id imagine)

anddddd a compilation of music put together by Devendra Banhart:

Download Here

1. Vetiver (with Hope Sandoval) - "Angel's Share"
2. Joanna Newsom - "Bridges And Balloons"
3. Six Organs of Admittance - "Hazy SF"
4. Viking Moses! - "Crosses"
5. Josephine Foster - "Little Life"
6. Espers - "Byss & Abyss"
7. Vashti Bunyan & Devendra Banhart - "Rejoicing In The Hands"
8. Jana Hunter - "Farm, CA"
9. Currituck Co - "The Tropics Of Cancer"
10. White Magic - "Don't Need"
11. Iron & Wine - "Fever Dream"
12. Diane Cluck - "Heat From Every Corner"
13. Matt Valentine - "Mountains of Yaffa"
14. Entrance - "You Must Turn"
15. Jack Rose - "White Mule"
16. Little Wings - "Look At What The Light Did Now"
17. Scout Niblett - "Wet Road"
18. Troll - "Mexicana"
19. CocoRosie - "Good Friday"
20. Antony - "The Lake"

Street Wars

2007-11-28T12:10:00.001-08:00

Ass Ass Ins

Street Wars = 3 week long, city-wide water gun assassination game.

StreetWars has run games in

* NYC, USA - 2004
* Vancouver, Canada - 2004
* NYC, USA - 2005
* Vienna, Austria - 2005
* San Francisco, USA - 2005
* Los Angeles, USA - 2006
* London, UK - 2006

and most recently in Paris

Still My Hero

2007-11-28T11:58:00.000-08:00

::Shakes Fist::

2007-10-31T17:47:00.001-07:00

so close to the final battle with Lou

slayer - raining blood

Metallica - One

The Devil Went Down To Georgia

Dumbledore Even Cooler

2007-10-21T14:57:00.000-07:00

turns out there was a gay character in the HP series

She took audience questions and was asked if Dumbledore found "true love".

"Dumbledore is gay," she said, adding he was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, who he beat in a battle between good and bad wizards long ago.

Source

Cribz

2007-10-17T16:20:00.000-07:00

im kind of in love with devendra banhart after this:

links:
Cripple Crow
Rejoicing In The Hands
Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Canyon

other music crush = Andrew Bird

The Mysterious Production of Eggs
Armchair Apocrypha

Colbert/Colbert '08

2007-10-17T14:43:00.001-07:00

Last night on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert somewhat announced that he would be running for president in his home state of South Carolina.

my darlin I can't get enough of your love babe...

"At 43, Stephen Tyrone Colbert would be the youngest contender in the major parties' candidate roster. Colbert would additionally be the first presidential candidate to be banned from Wikipedia (which, ironically, has named his buzzword "truthiness" as its article of the day for October 17), have a mass-market ice cream flavor named after him, and have an extensive repertoire of YouTube videos in which he prances around with a Star Wars lightsaber."

"I am not ready to announce yet — even though it's clear that the voters are desperate for a white, male, middle-aged, Jesus-trumpeting alternative."

Flipmode

2007-10-17T14:20:00.000-07:00

the filipino prisoners in cebu are at it again with their interpretive choreography of Pacobel's Canon in D. Even better is the Filipino guy on guitar spliced in there. A Filipino shredder, ha!

The Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, a once very corrupt prison, has now being overhauled with Garcia firing several guards, banning money, lightening the overcrowding and instituting this dancing deal.

my favorites are still the songs from Sister Act

rilo kiley @ the santa monica civic auditorium

2007-10-16T01:02:00.001-07:00

10-15-07
rilo kiley was fuckin rad. crappy movies here soon, i hope. (hey biz)

set list, i think, mostly:

its a hit
close call
portion for foxes
paints peeling
dreamworld
moneymaker
wires and waves
ripchord
with arms outstretched
silver lining
i never
give a little love
better son/daughter
15
rise up with fists
...something...
does he love you?
I Love LA
spectacular views

not mine:

Online Videos by Veoh.com

p.s.
Dave Foley was there

Legends of Rock

2007-10-12T16:08:00.000-07:00

song list!

CONFIRMED (63/70+, 18 covers = 28.5%), ordered alphabetically by the artist

(1974, 03:53) Aerosmith - Get Your Wings - Same Old Song and Dance
(2006, 03:15) AFI - Decemberunderground - Miss Murder
(1972, 03:26) Alice Cooper - School's Out - School's Out (cover)
(2007, 03:40) Atreyu - Lead Sails Paper Anchor - Becoming the Bull
(2003, 03:35) Backyard Babies - Stockholm Syndrome - Minus Celsius
(1999, 02:58) Beastie Boys - Ill Communication - Sabotage
(1970, 02:50) Black Sabbath - Paranoid - Paranoid (cover)
(2005, 03:40) Bloc Party - Silent Alarm - Helicopter
(1972, 04:03) Blue Öyster Cult - Blue Öyster Cult - Cities On Flame With Rock And Roll (cover)
(2007, 02:51) Bret Michaels - Go That Far - Go That Far

(1979, 03:39) Charlie Daniels Band - Million Mile Reflections - The Devil Went Down to Georgia
(1968, 04:10) Cream - Disraeli Gears - Sunshine of your Love (cover)
(1980, 03:43) Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables - Holiday In Cambodia (cover)
(1988, 03:53) Die Toten Hosen - Ein kleines bisschen Horrorschau - Hier kommt Alex
(2005, 04:07) Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists - Stricken
(2006, 07:20) DragonForce - Inhuman Rampage - Through the Fire and Flames
(1990, 04:10) Eric Johnson - Ah Via Musicom - Cliffs of Dover
(1975, 08:13) Foghat - Fool for the City - Slow Ride (cover)
(2007, 02:43) Gallows - Orchestra of Wolves - In the Belly of a Shark
(1987, 04:33) Guns 'n Roses - Appetite For Destruction - Welcome to the Jungle

(2005, 03:19) The Hellacopters - Rock & Roll Is Dead - I'm in the Band
(1977, 04:20) Heart - Little Queen - Barracuda (cover)
(2006, 05:56) Heroes Del Silencio - Avalancha - Avalancha
(2006, 03:35) In Flames - Come Clarity - Take This Life
(1982, 04:49) Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast - Number of the Beast
(2006, 03:25) Kaiser Chiefs - Yours Truly, Angry Mob - Ruby
(2006, 03:40) The Killers - Sam's Town - When You Were Young
(1975, 02:48) Kiss - Dressed to Kill - Rock And Roll All Nite (cover)
(2005, 03:01) Lacuna Coil - Karmacode - Closer
(1989, 04:54) Living Colour - Vivid - Cult of Personality (re-recorded by the band)

(2006, 04:05) Matchbook Romance - Voices - Monsters
(1988, 07:26) Metallica - ...And Justice For All - One
(1970, 02:30) Mountain - Climbing! - Mississippi Queen (cover)
(2006, 06:06) Muse - Black Holes and Revelations - Knights of Cydonia
(2007, 02:40) NAAST - Antichambre - Mauvais Garcon
(1980, 02:51) Pat Benatar - Crimes of Passion - Hit Me with Your Best Shot (cover)
(1992, 04:53) Pearl Jam - Ten - Even Flow
(1987, 03:44) Poison - Look What the Cat Dragged In - Talk Dirty to Me (cover)
(2006, 03:05) Priestess - Hello Master - Lay Down
(2007, 03:36) Queens of the Stone Age - Era Vulgaris - 3's and 7's

(1996, 03:51) Rage Against The Machine - Evil Empire - Bulls on Parade
(1991, 03:37) Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik - Suck My Kiss
(2005, 02:44) Revolverheld - Revolverheld - Generation Rock
(1966, 03:45) The Rolling Stones - Aftermath - Paint It, Black
(1970, 05:24) Santana - Abraxas - Black Magic Woman (cover)
(1984, 04:11) Scorpions - Love at First Sting - Rock You Like a Hurricane (cover)
(1976, 03:31) Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the U.K. (re-recorded by the band)
(1987, 04:17) Slayer - Reign In Blood - Raining Blood
(2003, 04:38) Slipknot - Vol. 3 (The Subliminal Verses) - Before I Forget
(2006, 04:32) The Sleeping - Questions & Answers - Don't Hold Back

(1993, 04:58) Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dreams - Cherub Rock
(1990, 04:06) Sonic Youth - Goo - Kool Thing
(1990, 05:48) Social Distortion - Story Of My Life...And Other Stories - Story of My Life (cover)
(1983, 03:39) Stevie Ray Vaughn - Texas Flood - Pride and Joy
(1989, 03:43) The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses - She Bangs The Drums (cover)
(2003, 03:35) The Strokes - Room on Fire - Reptilia
(2004, 02:24) Superbus - Pop'n'Gum - Radio Song
(2006, 02:45) Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny - The Metal
(2007, 04:09) Velvet Revolver - Libertad - She Builds Quick Machines
(1992, 04:48) White Zombie - La Sexorcisto: Devil Music, Vol. 1 - Black Sunshine (cover)

(1970, 03:11) The Who - Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy - The Seeker (cover)
(1994, 03:24) Weezer - Weezer (Blue album) - My Name Is Jonas
(1973, 03:51) ZZ Top - Tres Hombres - La Grange (cover)

Source: http://forum.guitarherogame.com

Bangers and Cash

2007-10-10T11:50:00.000-07:00

also this came out today
Bangers & Cash EP: The Adventures of Spank Rock and Benny Blanco

+

1. Shake That!
2. B.O.O.T.A.Y.
3. Loose
4. Pu$$Y
5. Bitch!

Soulja Boy - Crank Dat

2007-10-10T10:21:00.000-07:00

translatin

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe

Now Watch Me youuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe

Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock

Super Man Dat Hoe

Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop

Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock

Jocking On Them Haterz Man

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)

I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass

And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch

You Catch Me At Yo Local Party

Yes I Crank It Everyday

Haterz Get Mad Cuz

"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm Bouncin On My Toe

Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe

I'ma Pass It To Arab

Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)

Haterz Wanna Be Me

Soulja Boy, I'm The Man

They Be Lookin At My Neck

Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Lets Get To It (Lets Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

All Hail

2007-10-08T19:35:00.001-07:00

Techno Viking

- his beard is lovely
- he makes ecstasy-riddled stumblers sorry they ever walked into blue-haired dancing girls
- he is served his water
- he will rip your crappy flier into many pieces
he is the techno viking
submit

Shes Back

2007-10-05T15:49:00.000-07:00

guess who got a greenscreen?

Alexyss K. Tylor, bitches.

she'll take you to the candy shop

a warning to young homosexual males

AKT's Youtube

p.s.
here is an interview with her from something called the Sick and Wrong Podcast

Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast73.mp3-6/3/07-48 min
SW presents something a little out of the ordinary this week: an interview with Vagina-Power Expert, Alexyss K Tylor. Ms. Tylor educates us on many diverse topics, such as the general concept of Vagina Power, her views on masturbation, gay mens' rectal-vaginas, and how to make a female have the ultimate orgasm.

Metric: Love Is Brutal

2007-10-03T16:15:00.000-07:00

hello. i saw Metric (and Crystal Castles) last night @ The Glass House. Crystal Castles was a bit much for me at the time, but i didn't say no to a free EP. Metric was very good and the Your Teaming was bountiful.

Some Videos

Metric - Live It Out

Metric - Combat Baby

Monster Hospital

Empty

my camera is lame an my hand is shaky. waw waw.

as seen in bathroom stall

Your Life Was Ended By Mermaids

2007-09-27T23:10:00.000-07:00

Metalocalypse is back! The most brutal metal band in the world.

Dethklok - Dethalbum

1. "Murmaider" – 3:24 [its about mermaid murder. body bag? check!)
2. "Go Into the Water" – 4:19
3. "Awaken" – 3:37 [Awaken Mustakrakish!!!]
4. "Bloodrocuted" – 2:16
5. "Go Forth and Die" – 4:20
6. "Fansong" – 2:52
7. "Better Metal Snake" – 3:26
8. "The Lost Vikings" – 4:26
9. "Thunderhorse" – 2:45 [yay GH2]
10. "Briefcase Full of Guts" – 2:43
11. "Birthday Dethday" – 2:48
12. "Hatredcopter" – 2:55
13. "Castratikron" – 2:56
14. "Face Fisted" – 4:16
15. "Dethharmonic" – 4:30
16. "Deththeme" – 0:34

oh and while im still in this metal-ish mood. Tenacious D - The Metal

Janis Joplin and Big Brother & the Holding Company
Cheap Thrills

1. "Combination of the Two" – 5:47
2. "I Need a Man to Love" – 4:54
3. "Summertime" – 4:00
4. "Piece of My Heart" – 4:15
5. "Turtle Blues" – 4:22
6. "Oh, Sweet Mary" – 4:16
7. "Ball and Chain" – 9:37

and last but certainly not least. the rip of the Rilo Kiley show at the 9:30 club last night

RK live @ 9:30 (9-26-07)

It's a Hit
Close Call
Portions for Foxes
Paints Peeling
Breakin' Up
Dreamworld
The Moneymaker
Wires and Waves
Ripcord
With Arms Outstretched
A Man/Me/Jim
Silver Lining
I Never
15
Rise Up With Fists
Spectacular Views
Give a Little
Does He Love You

Addiction

2007-09-19T12:57:00.000-07:00

i cant stop reading this webcomic.

True Story

2007-09-19T10:37:00.000-07:00

Went to see the Sounds monday night. i realized i buy tickets to see bands of which the lead singer is smoking hot. incubus. sounds. rk next.

p.s.
Chad "the shy one" Linus from 2gether was there.

Grandpas Guitars...and More!

2007-09-12T21:11:00.000-07:00

the german vampire version is better, but i still want to learn this

and maybe this

and this should be easy enough to learn (crossfire...youll get caught up in the...crossfire)

oh and this has nothing do with song renditions but it made me laugh (it also led me to add the label "choreographed octogenarians" which is now sandwiched honorably between "choreographed ottoman dry-humping" and "communism"):

this made me laugh in the early 90s and then again in the late 90s, but which came first Lifecall or Urkel?:

My life is just too exciting

2007-09-08T11:21:00.000-07:00

this is my bomb-ass ring (not, bomb ass-ring), youre jealous, i know.

this is my dog with a mohawk

the last of the box of kittens. his name is Effin. as in hes so effin cute, or so effin annoying.

Brooke Hogan at the Laguna Hills Mall (the crappy mall down the street from my house)

Security Guard losing his will to live

no, i have no idea who this guy rapping is but look below

i mean, just look at these girls faces. and hand-claw.

Last night i saw Incubus. it was awesome.

Quicksand
A Kiss to Send Us Off
Nice To Know You
Anna Molly
Pistola
Nowhere Fast
Summer Romance
Here In My Room
Drive
Megalomaniac
Circles
Sick Sad Little World
Lets Go Crazy
Oil & Water
Dig
------------------------
Stellar
Punchdrunk
Aqueous Transmission

[i didnt take these]

moments of Punch Drunk

p.s.
this is what happens when you fall asleep at the party with shoes on. make-up/crayon/mustard/dryhump shaming.

p.s.

2007-09-04T12:44:00.000-07:00

slow

2007-09-04T09:40:00.000-07:00

nataliedee.com

hey. sup? Ive been busy. It's hot. Here are some albums. do enjoy :)

Kanye West - Graduation

Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass (2007)
Aesop Rock - Bazooka Tooth
Aesop Rock - Labor Days*

Because i heard some Bluron on the radio the other day:
Blur - Parklife*
Blur - The Great Escape
Blur - 13

awesomeness:
St. Vincent - Marry Me*

and last not but least, here is a Brazilian Girls cover of a Talking Heads song:
Brazilian Girls - Crosseyed and Painless

Tagged: Only 8?

2007-08-16T20:19:00.000-07:00

These are the rules:

1. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
2. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.

1) i have a problem peeing with other people around. specifically when its just 1 other person. my solution for this is counting backwards from 10 in my head while sometimes holding my ears closed.

2) ive tried and failed to sing in the shower. i sing in my car only (with the exception of drunken sing-a-longs, b/c who can resist).

3) i enjoy portmanteaux, palindromes, general word-play and someday hope to coin time-enduring slang.

4) at the tender age of four my first true love was Pee Wee Herman. my mom would ask who my boyfriend was and, with a smile, i would reply "Pee Wee".

5) once a retarded man pumping my gas hit on me and asked me to hold his hand during his brain surgery.

6) in high school i sold my soul to a friend for 15 cents so i could afford a slice of pizza. later i bought it back only to lose it again in college in a random game of chance.

7) in 1st grade i tried to impress a boy i liked by showing him that i too could pee outdoors. it was a complete pants-wetting failure.

8) it really, really bothers me when a dude says a girl has ghetto booty when she does not.

i tag:

anyone who reads this and has a blog and hasnt done this yet.

two things

2007-08-16T14:03:00.000-07:00

1) Trapped in the Closet parts 13-22?!

IFC has parts 1-16. see here.

2) Bearforce1. An all gay, all bear, man band.

make sure to d/l your bearfoce1 desktop wallpaper! http://www.bearforce1.nl/

Here is some music

2007-08-15T16:00:00.000-07:00

um, here are a few albums:

Data Rock
http://www.sendspace.com/file/4szfox

Heres a band from NY called Vampire Weekend. You can only get this album at their shows...or here.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/x1mlzd

Vampire Weekend recorded a version of Exit Music (for a Film) for
OKX, Stereogum's Tribute to OK Computer

oh and if youre into experimental Icelandic music heres the new múm
Go Go Smear The Poison Ivy

...and here's new MIA - Kala

rabbit, run run run

2007-08-11T12:10:00.000-07:00

The Shins - Turn On Me

i wanna waste money on some shows
any ideas?

oh george michael

2007-07-28T17:13:00.000-07:00

first watch some of this (seriously, just some, the whole thing is painful):

then watch this:

fuck. reading.

http://www.clarkandmichael.com/

GH Encore: Rock The 80s

2007-07-24T10:56:00.000-07:00

dude, wtf, no one reminded me that 80s edition comes out today?! which means i get my ps2 back!

All the vids ive seen of 80s edition thus far have looked pretty easy, but i dont care :)

also im gonna call and see if i can go get $100 for testing gh3 on hard next tuesday, woohoo....

Ditty Bops

2007-07-23T12:16:00.000-07:00

i heard a song on KCRW of their's id never heard called Summer Rains. Here is a vid of them performing it:

i like this music vid also:

anyone wanna go see them at the music box? we can buy their new calendar...

Still PseudoBlogging...

2007-07-20T10:14:00.000-07:00

if u dont know about BloodNinja your missing out man...
click here

and if you dont know about Caturdays...
then click here

Blogging is Hard

2007-07-19T10:39:00.000-07:00

theres all this stuff i keep meaning to blog about but i can never remember them so here. i love this. i cant do this. but i love it:

HP: Deathly Hallows Leaked

2007-07-17T11:31:00.001-07:00

omg what do i do...i just finished listening to book 6

someone took digital camera pictures of every single page spread of book 7. 397 jpg files.

kittens

2007-07-12T23:12:00.000-07:00

yayyy

Slowly Soaking Brain Puddle Up Off the Floor

2007-07-09T10:27:00.001-07:00

this terrified me as a child i think:

This somewhat terrifies me now...heyyy. But in a good way.

...In other "news", my pretzel has a boner:

Success!!!

2007-06-22T14:32:00.000-07:00

Urban Dictionary finally accepted my new slang! I'm especially happy for "effinky" which was rejected the first time, possibly due to racial stereotyping on my part...

please vote "thumbs up"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=pamelasm

Home Schooling Gone Arwy and NILF Hunting

2007-06-14T10:50:00.001-07:00

fresh faced and supple anchor-next-door vs. weird spelling bee kid:

p.s.
New Favorite time waster = http://xckd.com/

Peer Pressure

2007-06-12T23:00:00.000-07:00

i can't believe i never saw this before. what? how? why? hahahaha.

oh but wait, theres more. heed their warning...

and one more loosely related video on peer pressure:

Y'all Are Brutalizin' Me

2007-06-02T09:38:00.000-07:00

from Mr. Show with Bob and David. Ronnie Dobbs in Fuzz: The Musical.

post-Rocks conversation:

AzWethinkweLiZ: mjuscle lelavabts ar mangit 6-5
PamSmith3: muscle relaxants are ...what?
AzWethinkweLiZ: polysohince sorrw
AzWethinkweLiZ: imour
PamSmith3: hahahaha
PamSmith3: what?!
AzWethinkweLiZ: the golltofif brbrqw, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
PamSmith3: ohhhh

Destino

2007-05-31T08:14:00.000-07:00

In 1945 Salvador Dali began collaborating with Walt Disney to create a short animated film called Destino. More than 50 years later artists began to decipher Dali's storyboards to finish the short. It has been shown randomly at different art shows and is said to be coming out on some Disney DVD of animation shorts. Destino is currently showing at the Tate Modern in an exhibition on Dali and film.

Radiohead: no reason necessary

2007-05-29T23:39:00.000-07:00

You

My Iron Lung [aka Nice Pants, Dude]

Paranoid Android

Idioteque

I Might Be Wrong

Talk Show Host

Creationist Museum: Open!!!

2007-05-29T10:02:00.000-07:00

lets go to Kentucky everyone :D

also, Emo Jesus:

best shirt ever

2007-05-28T18:58:00.000-07:00

Afternoon Delight:

Happy Belated Bday

2007-05-22T09:09:00.000-07:00

Dr. Albert Hoffman

Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out … Get Well? (at the 100th birthday conference of LSD-25 creator/discoveror Abbie Hoffman)

british troops + acid

lesson learned: dont eat talking -- er, screaming food.

beginning of documentery "The Beyond Within" [d/l rest of doc here]

future tattoo

2007-05-21T20:49:00.001-07:00

this and like one other thing are the only things i would ever get tattooed on me:

Married To The Sea Appreciation Day

2007-05-21T11:19:00.001-07:00

Wu Tang Clan aint nothin to fuck wit

Married To The Sea
new comic daily

Tia Juanas

2007-05-19T13:40:00.001-07:00

last night we got kicked out of club b/c of this underaged drinking kid. waw waw.

pictures coming soon...

*yelling over music*
Guy: Hey, what your name?
Me: Pamela
Guy: That is a hot...fucking...name!
Me: yah...whats your name
Guy: Randy
Randy:...It means horny
Randy: but im not that horny...

I aint jokin woman, I got to ramble.

2007-05-17T08:50:00.000-07:00

The Doors & Led Zeppelin: The Lost Performances

(Led Zep starts 25 mins in)
Communication Breakdown
Dazed and Confused
Babe Im Gonna Leave You
How Many More Times

And for good measure...Rolling Stones Rock n Roll Circus:

Come Back Pomme & Kelly

2007-05-17T08:40:00.000-07:00

i like the dutch. they are cool. i miss these 2 specifically.

BSB - Quit Playin Games With My Heart

Britney Spears - Toxic

Aretha Franklin - R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Birthday Mix: 5-6-02

2007-05-15T09:21:00.000-07:00

apparently this is how i rolled around High School graduation...

D/L Birthday Mix 5-6-02 Here

Fiona Apple - Use Me (bill withers)
311 - Amber
Slick Shoes - Candy (mandy moore) [Favorite!]
Fat Joe - What's Luv Ft. Ashanti & Ja Rule
X-Ecutioners - It's Goin' Down Ft. Linkin Park
No Doubt - Making Out [other favorite! why wasnt this one a single...its about making out...and phone sex, i think]
Nicotine - ...Baby One More Time (Britney Spears)
Eminem - Without Me
311 - Uncalm
P Diddy - I Need A Girl ft. Usher
Knockout - Survivor (Destiny's Child)
No Doubt - Hella Good
Stretch Arm Strong - Get This Part Started (P!nk) [dont know why i put this here, always skipped it]
311 - Beautiful Disaster [ :) ]
Fake ID - All or Nothing (O-Town) [other secret favorite]
Green Day - Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) [obligatory graduation song...]
Noise Ratchet - Crush (Mandy Moore)
311 - Down

Obligatory

2007-05-15T08:17:00.000-07:00

So apparently there's this site, http://stage6.divx.com where you can upload higher quality (divx!) vids than say, youtube, for instance. I will upload shit when i get home as soon as i figure out what deinterlacing means.

Incubus: Live Reading Festival 2005

Under My Umbrella, Wish You Were Here, Megalomaniac

also: All of Rock Am Ring

If Only

2007-05-14T09:08:00.000-07:00

for the fact that it taught me my favorite new phase...

Bangs Bangs Bangs, Cry Cry Cry

2007-05-11T08:05:00.000-07:00

Famous Emos:

Peter Petrelli

Black-Suit Spidey

Non-Famous Emo Narcs

oh the news...

the emo song

The Encyclopedia of Life

2007-05-10T11:23:00.000-07:00

Scientists all over the world are coming together to catalog all 1.8 million existing species on earth, describing all known aspects of each species!

"An unprecedented worldwide effort to document every living species on Earth has been launched by scientists.
Over the next 10 years, researchers will gather every scrap of information that exists on the planet's 1.8 million known species of animals, plants and other organisms to build up an enormous Encyclopedia of Life. When completed, it will be made available freely to anyone with an internet connection, as the most comprehensive repository of life as we know it.

The encyclopedia will describe every aspect of every species from aardvark to zorilla, an African skunk-like mammal. Among the records will be descriptions of habitats, prey and predators, genetic make-up and diseases carried, and assessments of populations around the world..." cont.

while were waiting for scientists to finish that, let us enjoy some cool species hybrids:

liger

wolphin

zony

baby cama

llama + camel